I’m amazed nobody 1) noticed the smell 2) didn’t realise someone had been using a tanning bed for that long.

Death has a very specific smell. It’s not one you forget quickly.

That fucking godawful trailer convinced me not to see it unless there’s unanimous praise…

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

Tesla: “hay guys we invented the bus, but cyber”

Likely shipping cost but I’m not sure

This is huge. Valve have never distributed their stuff down here, so hopefully we might see the Index at some point too.

28 square kilometres and the dog was only partially burned? That guy shouldn’t play with fire.

“I’ve always wanted to do that!”

Wands up.

Great movie. Wonder if they’ll make a sequel someday.

Can’t wait for the McSawdust in 2026!

“THIS! IS WHAT HAPPENS… WHEN YOU USE A WARSHIP AS A BASKETBALL!”

I think you hit the nail on the head there. Even if they were to lower the prices, they’ll just make the fucking burgers even smaller.

Does anyone remember how much bigger the Big Mac was in the 90’s? Shrinkflation is everywhere.

I worked at a Sydney airport shop years ago and she would come through our area from time to time. She was approachable, easy to talk to and despite having big spooky security guys around, was happy to just go shopping and wait for her flight.

The Fijian PM at the time used to come through, crack jokes, run up a bill and then jokingly ask one of his security guys to buy all the stuff for him. He was a really funny bloke and he made our day.

Cunt Rocket

Ahhh, boomers. They got their uni education for the price of a McChicken and still ended up as some of the dumbest and most selfish motherfuckers on the planet.

Yeah they’re okay, just sometimes, as a little treat.

So many gamed

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