Nuclear.AI here we come

I somehow feel offended by the fact that I received one too

Yes!

There are on delete triggers to fix circular dependencies when deleting rows, triggers on update and triggers on row creation!

Only 1288 lines? Can I raise you a 6000+ lines stored procedure that calls to multiple different sql functions that each implements a slightly different variation of the same logic?

I would love that if I had an iPhone mini and the keyboard prevents the software one from popping up. On a full sized regular iPhone I don’t really see the appeal, even if I do like physical keyboards.

Sharepoint queries are written in something very similar 🤢

I still have nightmares from the one time I had to use that.

Laughs in Sourcetree

We’ve been doing that the wrong way, offering a discount if they were willing to try the early features.

This is the big money reasoning that I should suggest to the bosses.

Call it “container orchestration” and charge an extra 20% to the customer

I wonder if at least one non empty line from the original code is still present in today’s desktop version

It is how Netflix operated in the streaming market.

Operate at a loss but the growing user base is enough to please and encourage investors. Once enough people are using your service, hike prices.

This really happened, just search for “Reddit rule 34” on a search engine.

Should’ve been the version saying:

Geanie: “It is done”

Person: “But… nothing changed”

G: “Correct”

Because then you’ll be able to dismiss the ethics while being aware of the implications of your research.

Disregarding the ethics while not knowing them grants you no extra points, whilst deliberately ignoring the ethical ramifications but understanding them gets you all the points

I get the most deadly creatures and kangaroos for free? No way!

What if I despise the way they live and everything they stand for?

No infrastructure yet.

I’ve only seen that happen with AMD cards from an 8yo laptop, where the Microsoft provided driver somehow lacked OpenGL support. And my desktop’s sound driver, where only the older driver supports my setup. But those are the only two cases that come to mind since Win8 came out

Now I check both Lemmy and (although less than before) Reddit, so I have even less free time