If you read the article you would have seen that when it was first made up it was more about going to church and singing or praying out of rote and not doing it full heartedly.

As many digital books as possible and an emulator with as many old school games as possible assuming I have access to a way to play them.

And there are also bidets that have an air jet.

Just buy a fucking bidet.

And they would immediately be taken out by a single precision strike by an actual warship the second they got within 100 miles of any US territory or any US military ship out on patrol.

Christianity is full of tons of spells and witchcraft.

Ya, I agree that they should 100% get some sort of monetary compensation for this. The issue is that the judge has a lot of money and can get a much better lawyer than them. They are already close to being homeless so I don’t imagine they can afford a good lawyer, there may be 1 or 2 who would take the case Pro Bono but I’m betting most would offer to do it for 40% of the winnings.

Ya, that’s only when you are on trial, and he isn’t on trial or even being legally charged with a crime. There is also a video of the incident, so there really is zero ambiguity here.

Outlaws could have been released 100% bug free and it still would have flopped

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You do know the lawyer is gonna take a huge chunk of that right?

It sounds like they didn’t have a qualifying terminal illness to me.

The touch tank at our zoo has rays in it but no sharks sadly.

Well, I mean, they don’t want to appear lenient on the wrongfully convicted.

Wish I could upvote this one but sadly I am free if shark cuddles

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5th element

Nah you can shut the fuck up though because you are celebrating a terrorist attack on civilians.

Nope are you getting it confused with quiznos?

Hey maybe this will get gun laws passed.