Wage_Slave

The mini, due to it’s small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

Been playing since '94. Addictive? Yes!

And so much so, it’s amazing. One of my top game series of all fucking time!

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it’s filled

It’s not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

Steve could go by Teve

“I am not here for your shit right now, but we’re working on it”

Sips coffee. hit’s joint

Depending on which subs you see, the assholes have won. Holy shit the amount of right wing bullshit that got into the place. Like wallstreet silver. I didn’t much give a shit before it started looking like the front page of diet stormfront.

The remaining mods are at large, S class window lickers and ableist who have been applying to get a position for years and just now get their chance to goatse the corpse of what was once a great website. Started seeing tons of people getting banned for the most petty of shit. Buddy of mine got a 30 day ban for linking another sub reddit in his comment.

Of course, I got banned too. on my 12th cake day no less, for saying a kids attitude was going to get him beat up in high school or worse.

But if anything, there are so many folks out there that can say they were there before they got spez’d and the assholes took over. It was nice for a while, but in the end, fuck reddit.

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you’ve done something so stupid that they can’t even apologize for it.

It’s when there’s no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you’ve become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

Should it matter?

Because every marriage starts with “I know you’re gonna fuck this up, but let’s do this”

I Get the impression you have a really narrow and extra chromosome styled view on real life situations you’ve never had to deal with, eh?

Baroque. Baroque. Baroque is on fire…

Oh dude, what you need to do is start collecting video games.

As I grew up i found myself still playing. Not wanting to stop. Looking at it from a far more mature perspective than i ever had before and thought “Fuck it, horde video games” and these days it is on the same level as those who collect comic books. Can be seen as an albeit childish hobby, but is recognized as also an investment. I mean, my collection of video games is insured for more than new sedan.

Much like dad who collected hot wheels, mom has hutch of ultra expensive china, you have your games and can explain and tell stories in much greater and entertaining details than any tin car. I mean, explain Last of us, or Hentai vs. Evil, it’s gonna be a better story than “It’s a tbird”

"r/Horny is now a “Christian Minecraft server.”

That shit is genius. Not a fan of all this mess. But it has led to new and cool places while creating some funny as hell content with the fallout.

I remember sitting in malls eating vanilla pudding out of miracle whip jars for the same effect. Windex bottle full of of blue kool aid.

If you’re lucky one of your friends had a camera or a disposable. There was barely internet. So when you did stupid shit like that, you knew it was stupid and that’s why the guard rushes you out the door as you leave a trail of pudding that has been leaking/falling from your chin due to the inability to keep it in your mouth from laughter and a choke hold.

It makes me so happy people still actively do shit like that. Only way more clever and tactful.

No lie, I thought the whole time that smug asshole was gonna show up online, or twatting away on the Internets true haven for hate speech, and say he bought reddit or was trying to.

He’s rich and fucking dense enough to do it.