I only came to the comments to see if people were discussing the picture lol.

I can think of so many memes to ‘improve’.

Grab Om-by-da Pussy

I dunno man, doing both at once is amazing

Could just put “logical fallacies” in there and call it a day. “Cognitive biases” too.

People making giant colour stripes for flags are so fucking lame…

At least? I’m convinced they have a moral obligation to do so much more than that.

I would chalk that up to adrenaline. Also the pain depends on where the break is. If the muscles around the broken bone are spasming, then the two halves of the bone are going to be grinding against each other. That’s why we use a splint in first aid.

• never be bored.
• fall asleep instantly.
• pee and poop teleported straight into the toilet.
• grow fingernails back quickly.
• know how to do anything, but lose all memory of the thing when trying to do it, tell anyone, or record it.
• ability to shapeshift, but your bones and muscles are going to hurt like hell. You think breaking a bone is bad? Try having all the bones in your face rearrange themselves.

Goats are goated though.

They are our protection against the holy army who are coming to rapture (kidnap) us.

Hail the goat.

EndeavourOS

“You wouldn’t download a car”

Of course, my pleasure! And now a nice hard pick can be your pleasure too. Just be sure you get it deep in there to get your back teeth, and remember to use the tip.

Uncensored Metalocalypse with perfect subtitles.

Floss picks, or floss sticks?

I use these ones: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/cXwAAOSwkMhfKe5i/s-l300.jpg

I like these ones because they keep the floss tight for a long time. Other picks I’ve tried go flaccid mid clean. Nothing worse than a floppy pick in your mouth.

Lol downvote and move on.

P.S. if you call other people kids, the default assumption people make is that you’re actually a kid. Just giving some constructive feedback, buddy.

What are seatbelts? Seriously, though. I wear my seatbelt once every 6 months when I drive to the mechanic. Never any other time and I’ve NEVER been launched out of my windshield during a catastrophic 16 car pileup. Needing to wear a seatbelt is a conspiracy based on anecdotal evidence of one 32 yr old male (me) by big automobile to scare you into looking like a pussy.

Do yourself a favour and buy some biodegradable floss picks. String is a fucking nightmare.

I already live in a house I don’t own.

The real question is, would I prefer not to pay far out the ass to live here?

What are the downsides to living in affordable government accommodation, as opposed to paying for the house over thirty years, and giving the bank a small fortune in interest?

“UBI and stripping 1% isn’t communism”

Sorry, I forgot that redistributing the wealth from the 1% and providing everyone with equal opportunity is not the entire premise of communism. You’re right, my bad.

“I don’t see how that could ever go over well”

Yes… That’s the idea…

Political theory points towards communism being the best and most likely outcome.

Things like UBI are going to be necessary soon due to AI.

Now strip the 1% of their wealth. What does that sound like?

Capitalism is just another step in the long line of governance systems throughout history.

Before now, feudalism, imperialism and monarchism were important steps to building towards the world we live in today.

Capitalism should not be the goal, it has many flaws and is not sustainable. Like it or not, communism is inevitable.