jumping won’t impress her

Unless it’s jump humping.

locked box

As soon as I read this I read the rest of your comment in Al Gore’s voice, ca 2k SNL, lol.

ITT I wish those that can recall would name and shame.

It’s a vehicle for trump to accept foreign money, that’s how.

*Quick Stop Groceries, with two drug dealers standing out front.

Funny thing I’ve been driving for 30+ years, and have never had a formal driving test:

• Permit at 15: No tests, only restriction was to have a licensed passenger in-vehicle

• License at 16: Had driver’s ed in school, state’s driving test waved, and license transferred to other states without any new driving test

• Motorcycle license: Took a safety course while in the military, state added endorsement without any test, which also transferred out-of-state

• Heavy vehicles: Trained on military 5-ton/deuce+0.5/Frontloaders/HMMWVs - all kinds of heavy equipment - no formal tests, only unit sign-off (even on civilian roads)

• The kicker: I now live in a US state where a driver license is good with no re-testing till age 64

Gonna suck when I actually do have to take a test. Hopefully there will be sane infra to go completely driverless by the time I get that old.

Turns out dope.af is redirecting to andy.is, til.

executing foreign JavaScript

This is a great point I try to convey to my less-technical friends and family. Looking at a webpage is not like changing the channel on a tv of old. Looking at a webpage pulls code from who knows where and executes it on your local machine.

These advertisers expect that I should blindly trust them to execute code on my cpu, in my memory, on my machine? Yeah fuck that, it’s a privilege. I don’t invite every hobo walking by to come into my house and take a shit in my toilet.

If they don’t like that not everyone executes their syphilis-ridden javascript, then they should put their shit behind a paywall. But they won’t, since they know they don’t have a product worth paying for.

Americans Conservatives

If your grandmother dies at age 102, Fox news would blame it on immigrants, somehow.

It’s NBC news, the same org that tried to hire and retain the former RNC fucking chair as a political commentator.

Fuck NBC.

There was a post about an older dude that went camping with his girlfriend and popped an ol’ blue to get freaky. They wrapped up and fell asleep, but the dude woke up 4 hours in excruciating pain - his erection had never gone down. They rushed down the mountain to the hospital, another two hours later… ER docs told him it was too late, amputation time.

So it’s always a good idea to stay awake long enough to flush the pipes with a good piss to avoid a uti, the story just reinforced that notion for me about 1000% more.

Any place I’ve ever worked, it was definitely grounds for immediate termination. You most certainly should not be fucking your subordinates. Even if you’re 100% certain the relationship is consensual, the subordinate could feel as if it’s not, but is too fearful of losing their livelihood to object otherwise.

Man that guy’s hair is seriously out or regs.

“Yup, that’s $blank for you.”

Same shit’s been said ever since the caveman developed complex enough language to say. That’s a lazy, tired, and vacuous trope you’re mindlessly spouting there, tiger.

B-52 enters the chat

Please log my IP address.

127.0.0.1

Checkmate. We’re watching you.

Maybe even down by the river.

I love it too, I buy some of the wallaby stuff now and again.

Just don’t eat a ton in any given day.

Edit - Oh shit:

In past warnings, the FDA notes: “If you’re 40 or older, eating 2 ounces of black licorice a day for at least two weeks could land you in the hospital with an irregular heart rhythm or arrhythmia.”

An appeal to authority world be “smart guy says hydrogen is dead”

I was keying in on OP’s statement:

Yes, world’s largest car manufacturer doesn’t know what they are talking about when they talk about car manufacturing.

With the sarcasm taken into account, the intent appears to be:

The world’s largest car manufacturer must know what they are talking about when they talk about car manufacturing.

Taken with OP’s other arguments, he clearly believes Toyota shouldn’t be questioned simply due to Toyota is the largest and most profitable car company (thus far, anyway). I’m pretty sure that’s an appeal to authority.

Did the DMV happen to lose your license plates recently?