Aloso

My Fairphone is 4 years old, it has been dropped on the floor (even hard surfaces like rocks and asphalt) countless times. It still works and looks like new. It has a protective cover that covers the edges, but not the screen or the back. It still survived all these years without a scratch.

To be funny, a joke requires a grain of truth. Absurdity alone doesn’t make a good joke.

The majority of aircraft pilot fatalities occur in crashes of privately owned planes and helicopters rather than on regularly scheduled commercial jet aircraft.

https://www.ishn.com/articles/112748-top-25-most-dangerous-jobs-in-the-united-states

By the way, most deaths aren’t reported on the news.

It is so frustrating when a conspiracy narrative is mixed with valid criticism, which ultimately only taints the criticism by association with the “conspiracy.”

Is that Professor McGonagall

Oh, didn’t the domain somesoftwarecorp.com give it away?

obligatory XKCD