Nobody is ever outside, unless they are mowing their lawn. Even when its nice out

do a little actual marketing/advertising on the things he actually has accomplished.

and he has done stuff.

Yeah, that’s marketing for you.

There is also sometimes an interaction with alcohol.

Yeah I had my yard full of destroying angels last summer, when they first showed up I was all “sweet! Mushrooms!” Because they look real similar to agaricus. But then I saw the white gills, and was all :(.

And I made sure to tell my kids not to mess with them and why.

Ooh wowee!

“Submarine Technician” with SC plates?

Fuckin’ Nukes.

(Context: The Navy nuclear power training center is in Goose Creek, just north of Charleston, and the people in nuclear power are all weirdos)

Although in a link in the linked article, he’s described as a Marine veteran?

If you got bad breath then maybe try Scope

And if you wash your ass you best use soap

https://goqr.me/#t=url

Would have to do extra refining, since there are other dissolved things besides table salt.

Mastodon has support for this. some instances have it enabled.

• Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

• You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

SMS/FB Messenger. The only people i message are my parents and in-laws.

no the purpose of life is to exist

American Wild Plum

Chokecherry These make your mouth feel furry inside if you eat them, but make the best syrup for pancakes

no he said “best”. they still work, just not as efficiently.

actually, (unless you have been told not to) humidity can help.

I just put them on my phone. All you need is a USB cable (BT and wifi probably aren’t going to cut it for a bunch of music files at one time), and somewhere to transfer the files from. I use Vanilla Music because that’s what I’m used to, but VLC is available too.

For yearly to hourly divide by 2 and lop off 3 zeros. $35/hour = $70,000/year (approximately)

Yeah but my wife thinks it’s mandatory to say, every single time, even if she is in the middle of saying something. And she thinks those rules should apply to everyone.

I don’t see why it even needs to be acknowledged.