Any conflict where both sides have been huffing their own farts long enough to forget who they represent while they tear apart the land that normal people are just trying to go about their lives on.

So a Rolex rip with gaudy jewels and a cheap looking logo

A big reason religious hate can still do this in a society that’s been trending more secular is a bunch of old white dudes with moral ideals from the 50s own the media companies

Well it’s obvious there’s none of that in New York so they’re stuck chasing $3 fare dodging

Might as well just shoot them instead

Legitimately. It’s not even a joke. Millions have been spent on defending 100k in fare evasion.

The NYPD budget is in the ballpark of 11 billion

Especially the NYPD

This is for sure not an AK (awful idea to try to mount a scope on those anyway) but also definitely isn’t an sks. This looks like something like a remington with an extended box mag? But the media needs to attach it to boogeymen like cold war bad guys or rap music so I guess we can just call it an AK for now

Also, how are we taking pictures like this in 2024? Did the police bring a camcorder from the 2000s from home to snap this picture??

The prices will continue to be imaginary as you run off with your items

Acid never follows reality in fiction anyway, I’m mostly fine with it just being whatever it needs to be to make the plot work

Better get started then

Be honest, post unfunny memes day is every day

I believe there was a cum jar, cum box, cum wall, cum squid, cum coconut, and cum couch

Or the fact that it does nothing to address the causes of crimes that don’t stem from a “risk-reward” assessment and just lets whoever’s left behind have some false sense of having done something

All this R&D on a drone that can open doors?

Hyperbole is an understatement, the headline is obviously just trying to generate clicks. Idk how else we should quantify “human performance” though. Should we compare it’s strength to a sedentary office worker instead? I think the marathon comparison is actually very generous because I doubt this thing can even replicate a reasonable facsimile of a soccer performance.

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