His application to join the ATF is looking pretty strong though.

We are still ascending on the roller coaster of bullshit and the drop is going to suck.

Staff it with rich fucks looking for relevence deep in that Musky sphincter and change it to “Department of Getting Eaten”. Efficiency accomplished.

I’m worried that stupid is our best case scenario. For all we know, the rest are stupid plus a cattle prod to the junk so might as well stick with the one that isn’t currently zapping my balls.

Probably just has to drool into the collection jar considering how much time these guys spend sucking themselves off.

Goodbye.

That’s one hell of a bush covering up her left leg.

What does it mean when all the cows in the field are asleep?

It’s pasture bedtime.

False alarm, I just saw a totally legit-looking FBI video explaining that this was all a prank and to invest in rubles.

Can you imagine how disheartening it must be to go out and join a domestic terrorist organization only to have to call yourself a "proud boy’? I’d be self-conscious and ready to fight at the drop of a hat too.

If not, that could be swiftly rectified.

Funny how Allah didn’t stop her, I thought he’d be stronger than a young human woman.

What a coincidence, that’s what I call all the months.

You’re missing an ‘r’ from “Resea[r]ch” in the link text.

Well now he’s really done it, that crossed the line. I won’t be voting for Biden now.

Turns out this was all due to a clerical error in the contract back when the system was built: instead of UN Secure Information Access, they got Unsecure Information Access.

But if I probe a deer, they say I’m a deviant and put me on a list. Bullshit double standard.

I figure if things get bad enough that they’d want any of us fat, broken old(ish)-timers back, we’ll see some new laws on the books making it possible.

If anyone becomes eligible for recall due to this discharge upgrade, it’d be a very small number and even then, there’s next to no chance that they’d actually get called up. Can’t rule it out entirely because something about a Sith and absolutes (and because I don’t care to dig into the statistics) but realistically, it won’t happen.

10 U.S.C. § 688 (Retired members: authority to order to active duty; duties)

…a member described in subsection (b) may be ordered to active duty by the Secretary of the military department concerned at any time.

(b) Covered Members.-Except as provided in subsection (d), subsection (a) applies to the following members of the armed forces:

(1) A retired member of the Regular Army, Regular Navy, Regular Air Force, or Regular Marine Corps.

(2) A member of the Retired Reserve who was retired under section 1293, 7311, 7314, 8323, 9311, or 9314 of this title.

(3) A member of the Fleet Reserve or Fleet Marine Corps Reserve.

(4) A retired member of the Space Force.

This section states that retirees of armed forces branches and reservists may be recalled to active duty. The thing about subsection (d) refers to a program where officers could choose to retire early so doesn’t really come into play for what we’re talking about. It’s worth noting that a service member who completes their contract is not necessarily a retiree which is why the recall authority doesn’t apply more broadly.