Vitamix smell! Dontbreathis!

Ahh, poor Crys

“Been on shrooms ever since”

Here’s my take. OP is a girl working at Subway, both her and the guy are 16. The guy is romantically interested, tries to get her attention, does so awkwardly. OP is not interested, tries to excuse it as “being an introvert”. Course of action - say you’re not interested and move on. In case I’m wrong, disregard this comment.

you won’t be banned from say .world for saying the Chinese government is a problem

Because this is literally their agenda. Try saying anything relatively positive or neutral about any of those countries on .world and see how “non-authoritarian” they are

I never knew .ml was banned by other instances. This explains a lot actually

Alright, I’ll say it. It’s because we’re all Russian shills here

¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

We’re on the same boat. The meme is very ambiguous, but it roughly means that something happens seemingly without a reason, i.e. the author doesn’t understand why something is the way it is

Just sang all of it in my head

It’s very easy to ruin your life while it’s much harder to get it straight. I think the whole “you can be anything you want to be” mentality is very idealistic and a product of survivorship bias. It shouldn’t stop you from trying by any means, just something to keep in mind.

Blindness by José Saramago

The first ant to see an anteater: "Fuck. Why does it always have to be me?’

Flatout 3. I just checked on steam, and it’s tagged as “psychological horror”. Being a fan of the first one, and still having spent lots of hours playing the second one, I was totally not prepared for the utter monstrosity of the third one