I don’t get why you’re all so mad at me for being right, I don’t get mad at you for always being wrong
100% idle wealth tax
America gets its inner space episode
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Clarence Thomas is a traitor to the human race. He’d sell us out to aliens if given the chance.
Blind fold their eyes, give them a cigarette, and remember to compost
Firing squad is less disgusting
Seize the yachts, make them billionaire prison boats, national guard shoots anyone who leaves
40 years too late
Trump sucks but lets not pretend Biden isn’t an amalgamation of weapons contractors and ruthless capitalists pulling his puppet strings. We can do better than 100 year old presidents that won’t be here when they ruin tomorrow
Mississippi is so poor, corrupt and backwards it makes Alabama look progressive. The entire state should be ran by the federal government until it gets up to first world standards.
Fuck Disney, we should put a sledgehammer through Walt’s frozen brain
Billionaires are the real welfare queens
Don’t forget about the most powerful person in the world, the parliamentarian.
Great Value Ballistic Missiles
President grandpa is defusing it after nap time
Use residential IP and the friction stops
Whining is only permitted on the android platform