They won’t be getting familiar with the fediverse though. They’ll be getting familiar with Meta/Threads, as happened with Google Talk and XMPP.

Why ID 85347 in particular?

As a kbin user, I’m really excited about Artemis.

I would claim actual free speech absolutists don’t exist.

Musk is a proponent of near-absolute free speech

Anything goes, so long as it doesn’t hurt his feelings personally

Does he? Is that even possible?

The difference is that rather than just having no expectation of privacy against recording (Reddit model), in federated space you are guaranteed an official subtitled hologram with sound is recorded by design and shipped to other town squares all over the world and shown. And you have no expectation that you’ll be able to convince those town squares to delete theirs once they have it and basically no chance to if your own town square is bulldozed or your town has gotten into a feud with theirs since you did your townsquare shouting.

while standing on the bullpup

Boneappletea?

Alice Fraser’s voice after hearing or making a pun. The happiness/joy is audible and infectious.

Not saying it’s in any way realistic, just that that’s what it would take for me to consider maybe rejoining Reddit.

second meme on the page, reaction to first one.

Taught me how to avoid Poseidon’s kiss.

Jedi council of Elrond? I’m not sure what a subreddit with such a name would be about. Summary?

Easy. Kbin/lemmy admins actually listen to their users, unlike spez and his cronies. The asshole can move to their own instance and continue there, but that might get them defederated.

It’s an unavoidable feature of federation that up-/downvotes are public. Kbin chooses to make that fact visible, but if it didn’t, it would be easy to make a tool to get that information from any fediverse instance. Kbin making that fact visible at least alerts you that your votes are public.

Oh I’m not saying I’d rejoin Reddit if that happened, only that that’s what would be required for me to consider it in the first place.

You forgot to mention that it’s only open for billionaires, spez, Trump and Putin, but that they’ll be given a 100% discount.

At this point, spez resigning wouldn’t cut it. Reddit would need to be made into a non-profit a la Wikipedia and be managed by a trust.

You are indeed wrong. The email and IP addresses and passwords for example don’t get copied. I’m not well versed enough about how it works to go into more detail.

Speaking of medieval logic, someone needs to convince /r/ck2, /r/ck3 and /r/eu4 to migrate to the fediverse.

And probably thousands of bots?