I feel like this line of questions is obvious, different each day.

ew

If anything, they are too big.

Maybe the brand was just junk.

All my other cottons come out wonderfully.

I am hesitant to buy softener just for socks, but it makes sense

That’s what I should’ve went with! Will consider this for the future!

they are being washed weekly?

logic seems fine, sail the seven seas!

viruses are not animals

WAIT THEY DIE ON BIRTH!??

WTF this actually needs to be fixed.

Perhaps it might not be apparent for you, but forming and discussing subjects like this are necessary to developing how “lived in” a platform is. With the death of the internet search due to AI, it simply increases the need of these answers to be written on a platform that hopefully will help spread these subjects for far longer and more ethically; rather then the closed silos of the past.

I am not “struggling”, and to try and assert that based on some cursory readings feels extremely presumptuous.

In other words, don’t assume things and enjoy silly and fun subjects like these a bit more.

yep! check the post edit for my hotdog

Oki doki!

Sadly, if I did, they would be made of metal

Quite possibly the best answer, thank you!

Oki, will stop using my knife from now on.

WAIT-

I didn’t think about this!

I’ll totally experiment with that method.

I don’t have a big enough pan, but a pot should do.

Microwaved without water? since that’s what I have been doing for a bit now.

Gotcha, Will keep this in mind then when I make my decision

I’ve heard about getting electric shocks, but surely the coils inside are depowered after the toaster is finished toasting?

Nope, vertical toaster. But thank you for explaining further!