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“available in a warzone near you!”

Your back would probably feel quite tender after a short session with that

1. Lemmy
2. Mastodon
3. Lemmy again
4. Youtube
5. Believe it or not, Lemmy

No clue, all i know is that i never have to do more than that, and noone has managed to get it working on windows 🤷‍♂️

When i started learning programming, everything was always a pain to set up, needed to install weird IDEs from shady websites and they only worked half the time. Then a friend showed me linux where stuff just worked out of the box, just slap some code in a textfile and compile it, i never looked back (was working in c/c++ but from what i’ve seen it’s not much better for python)

Every now and then a new hire comes along with a windows pc, every time they decide they want to try to get everything working on windows, after a week they give up.

On linux it’s one pip install and you’re done

Amen! 🙏

Achievement unlocked! You opened the game!

The sexualness of a choke is in the eye of the beholder

My system: please! It’s been 4 months! I have 73000 updates pending, please do an update!

Me: mmm, maybe later

A hail a day keeps the woke away

I’m starting to think this meme might not be 100% historically accurate 🤔

Internet solipsism; you realize you’re the only real person on the internet

Edit: solipsism probably isn’t the right word, i think i heard a word for this but can’t recall what it was

Aww,

Who do you need me to kill?

“now with 20% less fat!”

Always tip your local sewer monster

No outrage, it’s just a joke making fun of entitled landlords

That’s why i declined a free photoshop license and some cad software license when i was a student, and instead went straight to learning Gimp and FreeCAD

Once you know one tool it’s hard to switch

I’m not paying extra for a murder house if the bodies aren’t still there

B, but the spread is so miniscule that it’ll look like A

My father says the microwave can’t be used for this and that, but he also absolutely refuses to use anything except max power

I was cooking something at low power for like 10 minutes, he saw the micro was done but the food was still not done, so he set it to max for 5 minutes and it came out completely burned…