It’s a known and fixed problem. https://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=1062932

Bring your own portable computer.

https://mobian-project.org/

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"*I’ve been using Linux for a month now and have run each distro for at least 2 days (a couple for just a few hours), so I have enough experience to share my wisdom.

Rule #1: If someone uses their computer for something else and differently than I do, they are stupid. A month of Linux experience cannot be denied. Trust me!"*

Everyone should choose their first distro based on what his friend/neighbor uses already. Direct support can’t be beaten.

Bring back the old xpenguins and xsnow packages in Debian.

https://hackaday.com/2020/07/08/the-latest-linux-on-a-floppy-in-a-486/

They’re waiting for Debian developers backporting the patches.

Just use buzz.