ivanafterall ☑️

First, they came for Wordpad, and I did not speak out–because I did not use Wordpad…

They didn’t call it the Constitutional Cumvention for nothing.

You’re gonna want to get some tweezers and collect those bad boys one-by-one, to be safe.

Earth is lovely, it’s humanity I struggle with.

Double fatberger with cheese, please.

Black Dreamcast is pretty sexy.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Not to be “that guy,” but it really has been happening for quite awhile now (/r/thedonald as one example). And I agree it seems inevitable that it will only get worse.

Maybe become a sovereign citizen? YMMV.

I can loan Google the $5 if they need it.

What about 2 billion people living pretty-good lives or 9 billion people living less-miserably? That’s at least two more options right there.

Semi-soggy cereal is also better than totally crunchy cereal.

Never meet your heroes.

Name me literally one way to use a calendar or map without a phone?

If you want maximum privacy, you gotta nix that partner and, really, the communication. Shit, I’ve already said too much.

Get this in front of the Supreme Court ASAP!

…oh…

This is really cool, thanks for sharing.

Their first mistake was building on the BeamNG platform.

RIP