Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

“SLAMS”

The weird part is in the mirror.

That’s just what Big February wants you to think.

It’s not even necessarily the income for some things. Tons of things it just never occurred to me a person could get.

A great example is my Beast Wars Tigatron toy that I broke almost immediately after getting. One of the knees snapped. Mum glued it back together a few times, but he couldn’t really transform like that and it always broke again. Then last year I was just like “Fuck it. Somebody’s gotta be selling their own broken Tigatron on eBay with a good leg.” At long last I finally have a proper OG Tigatron.

We call 'im Donny Jingles!

Yes, but you didn’t feel the need to add a note about how you pronounced it just now. And I don’t care if you know how to say it right. Doesn’t matter in text.

I can’t think of another word where spelling it correctly isn’t enough. One must also convey the way they pronounce the word too. The people need to know.

Aw! I’m shitting in the sink!

I’m obsessing over my Funkey S, Miyoo Mini Plus and Powkiddy RGB30 right now. Retro emulation handhelds are so wicked right now.

All I want is a mod for Left 4 Dead 2 in which you choose one of the Team Fortress 2 mercs as your character instead of the normal survivors. All weapon pickups just become ammo / metal, etc. Not quite sure if being downed should just be eliminated, due to easy healing from the medic, the dispenser, the sandvich, etc… But the respawn closets should function the same.

I don’t care if it breaks the difficulty curve or dialogue, I just want it to function and be fun.

Pretty sure I’d drop my phone.

That’s too bad. Just in these last few days I’ve been messing around with free Spotify and I was wondering if it might be worth trying out paying for it.

What exactly is the full screen garbage you’re talking about?

Correct. I’m B 100%.

Man, I’m still waiting on Netflix to tell me my parents and I can’t use the same account. They asked for an email verification code one time and that’s been it.

Honestly I’m just kind of blue balled at this point. Just make me cancel already!

I wouldn’t exactly call LexiVixi an underwear model.

Things like “Did you guys go for lunch?” and hearing back “10-4”. Obviously I know what they mean, it just annoys me.

People saying "10-4” on the radio when they mean “affirmative” or “yes”

I’m 100% Hamburger and Tie Fighter.