I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY face
I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY face
well was it a white Audi? because you know a black man is rich when everything he owns is white.
just because the system isn’t working for you doesn’t mean it’s not working
Money isn’t colour blind, especially in murica
Why attack Russia? Aren’t they our friends now?
edit: anyone down voting a relevant terminator reference in this place should be perma banned from the internet
The people are in debt… to themselves
I’m sorry this is far to credible for this place
blew my inheritance on hookers and blow, now what?
the 11 still has the latest ios, you have a minute or 2 left with your 13 yet
You want Crazy Taxi at a minimum but damn near every game is a legit classic. The odds of getting a bad game are lower than any other system ever made but you need a CRT for the light gun to work
could be literally any app I never open
“Any sufficiently stupid action is indistinguishable from malice”
“In and out, 20 minute adventure”
I use newsgroups btw
Game: Life is strange
Book: Hyperion
TV Show: Stargate SG1
Movie: All of them? … Primer Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (if you know, you know)
Xitter. Pronounced Shitter
“We buy gold” … “with bitcoin”
is that a thing yet? let me just open a Xitter account real quick …
the rest will just call it unplanned
Maybe if you’re a legitimate tow truck operator you should have details on your truck and try really hard not to threaten the owners of vehicles you
stealtow.But let’s also be clear this truck owner acted like a truck owner and everything went exactly as well as you could expect.