A more honest code test:

interviewer: “see if you can get this project my nephew made in high school to run”

job: getting the next project their nephew made in high school to run

PREFERRED:

• PhD in quantum cryptography
• 3 years of janitorial services experience
• Proof of current therapist

Historical note: the golden age of crazy uncle email forwards made me completely reject capitalized sql statements

[init]
defaultBranch = chaos

Nope, it’s all light theme with comic sans and small caps for me