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Never Back Down

(unless it’s to drool in Donny’s lap)

Sounds like my 9 year old screaming “I didn’t!!!” When he clearly did

Ah. Sorry.

This cover by the Afghan Whigs of the song “Lost in the Supermarket” by The Clash is really good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzDJhOMjq1E

It was always going to come to this. Donald Trump is all my dad’s shitty email forwards come to life.

“My kid got measles and it’s my fault, can I get a WHOOP WHOOP”

This is the kind of thing Bob Page would do.

There’s a lady at the door of the Hacks Cross store in Memphis that is absolutely relentless about seeing and reading the values on membership cards as people enter the store. I feel sure that she used to be a living legend at the highway patrol before she retired and took this job.

I had always interpreted the Walking Simulator label as a pejorative and never paid any attention to games described this way. Recently though I got The Invincible because some of the screenshots reminded me of old John Berkey paintings and I’m a total sucker for that kind of stuff, and I just absolutely loved it. I’m looking forward to trying out Firewatch.

“Hey Siri, fast forward two minutes”

Seems like they’re always looking straight out of the screen, just looking dead at you all the time. I hate it when people do that in real life.

We played a game with our Cub Scouts where they would set up a pyramid of red plastic cups in a field and then fly a drone equipped with a release mechanism to drop a ball from as high as they wanted to take it and see how accurate their aim was. Their aim was terrible and hilarious and they ended just running through the cups and throwing them at each other, but loved thinking about where to position the drone and ask about doing it again a lot.