The term you’re looking for is holy…

big worm brain

Don’t worry, the worms will protect your brain…

Earth to Elon: Time is money you rich prick.

The first uses of the hypotenuse theorem came centuries before Pythagoras, unknown exactly when it came to be. Pythagoras just happens to be credited to be the first to document it.

http://5010.mathed.usu.edu/Fall2021/BDzierzon/history.html

Edit: Noting that the http site doesn’t seem to load in Android WebView mode, fuck Google Chrome, it loads in Firefox though.

Don’t worry, I put you back on the shelf with a higher price tag.

You

Okay. Undercooked meat may yield bad parasitic worms. So what, what makes pork any different than any other meat in that regard?

Always cook meat thoroughly and that shouldn’t be a problem. Pork ain’t any different.

Apparently they still don’t understand food preparation, otherwise these fast food joints wouldn’t have had to pull onions off their foods.

Why you think I mentioned onions first? The cycle continues…

Onions live in filth. Potatoes live in filth. All fruits and vegetables live in filth, often fertilized with manure.

So what the fuck does filth have anything to do with anything?

Well, Florida got it pretty bad this hurricane season, so I guess it partly depends exactly what area of Florida you’re considering, plus basically whichever of the two states is generally in better shape after their recent disasters.

Either way, wherever you go, check the specific area you’re considering first.

Plot twist, it’s not AI that generated those fingers, that’s the hand he grabs women by the pussy with.

Meanwhile, after they mastered the process of making LEDs, they were quoted to have a half life of around 400 years, meaning that after 400 years continuous use, they’d be expected to emit about half as much light as they did new.

Now what did they go and do? They ramped up the power and made them blindingly bright, yet only last like 5 years or so, if you’re lucky.

And the cycle of enshittification continues…

Ah, but that’s just it, lightbulbs were the beginning of enshittification. Once lightbulb manufacturers realized people weren’t coming back to buy more bulbs very often, they started deliberately making them to burn out a bit faster, to make them more of a consumable product.

Do note, there’s a difference between a conspiracy theory and an actual conspiracy. This actually happened yo, and we’re still suffering with this sort of deliberately short lived shit today…

https://youtu.be/ulUI7JsFjZU

Once upon a time, stuff was made to last…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centennial_Light

At the time, for the iPad 2, yes. The touchscreen is not sealed to the LCD on the iPad 2, it’s only glued to the edges of the frame with double sided tape.

Neither part was broke, it was just that the frame was slightly bent by the volume buttons, jamming one of the buttons in. It was such a subtle bend that I really didn’t see any good reason to go through all the trouble of disassembly, as even that risks breaking the touchscreen.

I fixed a bent iPad 2 using a rubber mallet and a short piece of wood on a good flat wooden bench. Hey, I didn’t feel like busting out the heat gun and all that nonsense for the glued on touchscreen just for a bent metal frame, so I took a chance.

At worst, the touchscreen might have broke in the process, but that would have only set me back $7 and an extra 45 minutes. But it worked perfectly, flattened out correctly, didn’t break anything, and I got to go to lunch like 45 minutes early.

I don’t recommend this approach though.

Sure, because screw artists with unique talent and style, let’s just have AI crank out the same style crap every day…

I’m rapidly getting tired of this new AI art era, looks like the same shit every day anymore.

Where’s the human factor anymore? Where’s the talent, where’s the skill?

You wear pants?

I’ll take my downvote, whatever.

I still hope OP gets better soon, regardless of the cause.