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I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol
The solution? Sidewalks on a hot day. Gotta burn those trees down and start paving… to save the trees…
Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…
How many meowing boxes does Amazon normally ship that this would go unnoticed?
Takes one to know one! gottem!
Why are you hogging all the hot singles in your area to yourself? Sharing is caring!
I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.
Swearing casually is fine, but I try not to swear around my bosses or my family. That way when I’m pissed off it’s that much more unsettling for them.
Well yeah, it slid off…
I wouldn’t call them passive, they do too much work. More like aggressively submissive.
The key is to use Bitcoin to buy gift cards to buy monero. It’s clear you’re doing something shady but it would be hard to get the complete paper trail… But then again you’ll probably just be arrested for money laundering because the IRS takes tax evasion more seriously than the FBI takes murder.
As someone with anxiety: “the best way out is always through” - Robert Frost
If OP did it recursively they would also need -R
As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…
As a US citizen from New Jersey… we’re not really sure. I think our southern states were left in the sun too long, and our western states went insane from isolation. Northeastern states are fine, we’re not in denial. Housing is too expensive to need therapy.
Cool, I’ve been looking for some relatable TV!
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing