The Onion’s first headline needs to be:

“Oh Shit! It’s ALL true!”

Reassemble the MythBusters

Most will be too uneducated to comprehend.

They did get Jenkins tho!

Im sorry you were unable to percieve the sarcasm ridiculing the legislation for its shortsightedness.

If only those affected could call for an appointment to swap to those low or no cost phones.

Duct tape?

Only legal for educationale, reproductioning, or ownin dem libs. (sic.)

How are they going to write a law that bans social media while allowing online school?

Sure it was a Comm satellite for the world’s tensest area, which is about to go to bigger war.

who would have ASAT capability at GEO?

how could it be launched to GEO undetected?

Times are tough without all that money from selling Easter Seal hides.

The Un doesn’t do it for you/us?

It drives your full self, it doesn’t break you into components and ship those seperately.

I bet they are responding to the prices in the shopping services apps.

Amazon has a space program with rockets, Google is acquiring the nuclear facilities, will Microsoft develop a weapons manufacturing facility?

I thought that 75% of Trump rally people were armed regularly.

You think the midwest will have any say in what happens in the USA without it?

All the campaigns will spend time in NY, California, Texas, and nearby states. Campaign money goes where the votes go. Then government spending goes where the votes are.

Coroprations will own the midwest while farms exist, and care not about voting because their lobbying is paying the ad spend on the coasts.

This is a deep issue. The founders may have been white (mostly, remember hamilton isnt an opera) and flawed but they werent stupid.

You should get the AI that draws boobs.

Boobs wield great power.

Power to the people.

Boobs to the people!

(I think i just stumbled upon Katy Perry’s political thesis)

Unless AI wants to keep itself alive…

And every company is a logistics company?