Wait wait wait…you have no idea how a squid would react if you tickled it. What if it freaked out and bit your nose off? First you need to cautiously do a test tickle

I, for one, criticize incels regularly

I don’t think anyone involved thinks she’s talking about every single young man. Well, except you, of course

It’s cute that you think there exists a photograph of Trump so obscene as to change anyone’s mind about the man

How do you define what “will harm the people?”

This Yahoo Finance article is a dumb clickbait take on this realtor.com report. Probably better to go straight to the source material

I imagine China cares a lot more about his criticism of China than they do about his criticism of the US. Makes for a more clickable headline though, I guess

Time for memes about the pending US invasion of Mexico

The word “fauci” appears zero times in that article

What are you even talking about?!

Fauci led the response, he didn’t cause covid

The methods of salmonella mitigation, storing eggs from vaccinated chickens unwashed at room temp or storing washed eggs in the refrigerator, have roughly equal outcomes. There are still many egg-related salmonella outbreaks across Europe each year, roughly equivalent to the US. One method is not superior to another as far as outcomes, they’re just two different systems that already exist and therefore are unlikely to change without a good reason

The research shows both methods are equally effective at controlling salmonella, afaik

And this is based on what

the approval rating of Milei’s government bouncing to 52.5% in October from 49.6% a month before

This is well within the margin of error and not worth this headline

Don’t forget the chronic defunding of public schools, leading to less individualized attention and overall lower quality of staff

One iPhone has about 8 billion transistors in it, so makes sense

I’d be interested to culture petri dishes off my hand after I use a new paper towel to turn off the faucet vs grabbing the wet handle with my entire hand and shutting it off and then drying off my hand…

Paper towels folded over on themselves absolutely create a barrier between my hand and the door handle. I’m not talking about flushable paper or toilet seat covers

I wash my hands before I piss because my dick is the cleanest surface in that bathroom. Touch nothing afterward without a paper towel barrier

Uhh…what are we talking about again?