See, I pictured out he blew out his poop chute

You ain’t soundin so bingo-bango-bongo, pal. You some kinda Fallout-fearing Red, Fred?

China on that Mufasa-mindset: 'Anything the light touches is ours."

I figured it was an attempt to get votes in before he’s declared ineligible. So when he’s ousted, he’ll say “I got all these votes, count em! I should win but they’re cheating and saying I can’t run! FRAUD!”

Yeah, “urban” is an American dog whistle for “black and/or Hispanic”, e.g. “the young man who rang our doorbell was so urban. i don’t feel very safe.”

It might be unbelievable 40 years ago. What you just described is the base assumption of every sci-fi/cyberpunk story, m8. Asking if cyberpunk is grimdark woukd be a more interesting opinion, if not just an accepted fact.

One kid having a 3 aunts and widower dad and a dead mom does not a grimdark universe make. Is Earth grimdark by your rating?[rhetorical question]

Shame. But he’s done masterful work that millions are grateful to have heard.

The secondary point, as mentioned, is “who said anything about comparative addictiveness?” Is heroin not bad because it isn’t as addictive as meth*? How is that relevant to the point that coffee can be addictive? Saying “claiming coffee is addictive just shows you’ve never been on hard narcotics” is at the level of an ad hominem, as if their point is invalidated by their sobriety.

*I have no idea the relative addictiveness of either (or really any drugs)

I can’t believe they just yanked her cakes! What kind of sick world is this?!

… What?

Going to the range and being afraid of criminal shooters isn’t hypocritical.

Being afraid of criminal shooters and fighting against gun control reforms makes you a hypocrite and a bad person.

And there’s nothing wrong innately with being a hypocrite. But you’re a pretty shit person if your empathy and considerations can only extend as far as things that have threatened you personally.

Yeah, how did they commit this to anywhere that would hurt?

But what about me tho? I could do some funky things with unlimited power: intracontinental, high-speed trains; federal broadband Gigabit internet; purge day; allocation of public school funds; Thunderdome!

Also not an economist but inflation seems like a problem when you’re trying to maintain scarcity. I can’t see a problem if everyone can afford food and more people can afford fancy foods like Wagyu beef except that capitalists while think “I should be charging more for my fancy thing”. To me, injecting trillions into public services sounds like we hop the gap into a post-scarcity thing where we stop charging for necessities like food, shelter, communication, entertainment, and travel.

She got massive hands cuz those things are chunksters

You got some dry ass biscuits, boi. Biscuits shouldn’t be “really dry”.

Pick somewhere where it’d help. Like under Jimmy Butley’s house, that douche.

The IRS is hardly the most malicious.

That’s like saying that poison fish (fugu?) isn’t good because the average joe can’t prepare it without killing the whole dinner party.

eats unseasoned food

"This unseasoned food tastes unseasoned.