You’re a series of tubes!

it says right there in the title: you

I think they’d be more likely to feel distressed at discovering the opposite had occurred

and surely none of this would have happened if the baby had been properly armed

try it out, see if it feels real or more like a joke

well, yes, I guess the reversal worked for him

That D Major 7-incher

good point, but don’t you worry, they’ll keep raising the retirement age to stop lazy moochers like this from just sitting around when they could be generating revenue!

classic normie behavior

ah, that’s sad. the original 2 were wonderful.

“…I shouldn’t have answered”

disappointed gamer noises

if my cat isn’t chewing on them I consider it a win

It’s the post-slap life for us

It’s the post-slap life for us

'Stead of treated

We get tricked

'Stead of kisses

We get kicked

It’s the post-slap life

Even if it’s not explicitly passed on to the customer, prices increase to cover those fees. We had $7500 of tree felling and fire mitigation work done a few years ago. Assuming the fee is 3%, no reason for either party to pay $225 for the convenience of using a card when a check works fine.

Depends where you are looking. I live slightly out of town, and the subdivision HOA does little more than road maintenance and snow plowing (so the HOA owns a plow truck and a tractor), trash service, maintenance of communal areas.

A nearby subdivision has no HOA and it must be a pain working out who’s responsible for maintaining or snow plowing sections of road, with the answer from everyone probably being “not me”, and everything is a mess.

One reason is to avoid card transaction fees. For smaller companies providing often expensive services, like tree felling, they’ll pass on the card transaction fee to the client or recommend they just pay by check to avoid it.

You actually remove your eyes before inserting the optical couplers into your sockets. You put your eyes in the storage compartment on the front giving the appearance that you’re looking out through the device.

I use incognito so I can search for some completely normal thing that I’m embarrassed I don’t already know

given that the word 'pants ’ sounds like a plural, perhaps we can assume each leg is an independent entity and deserves its own pair of pants. i chose left.

never let a comma stand in the way of your dreams