The people who make these memes aren’t the same people who like the cops. There are some very confused people who think ‘no step on snek’ and prostrating themselves before the ones who’d be doing the stepping makes some kind of sense, but they’re also the same people who think climate change isn’t real and vaccines kill people. Their opinion is irrelevant.

Fuck the police

You should! It’s probably not bad for you. It hasn’t killed me yet anyway.

as a truck driving, gun toting redneck in texas I’d absolutely buy a SAM if I could, and paint it up in rainbows

Wax paper tastes different

for me, sometimes my internal monologue is like a very lazy audio book narrator who only reads the dialogue, and sometimes not even that. other times its like i have the whole cast of a radio drama in there, in the middle of the apex of the plot.