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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • I’m a (mostly) teetotaler because of my family history. I can’t think of a single family funeral that I’ve been to that didn’t either end up at the deceased’ favorite bar, or with a trip to the liquor store.

    I still enjoy my boxed wine, but i have to get Merlot, because you (at least I) can’t really chug Merlot.

    Cousin(s): Trip to liquor store, then whichever house had the most room.

    Grandparent(s): Visit their favorite bar, then stumble back to the hotel until sober enough for the 7+ hour drive home…