This idea is good and you should feel good.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Similar to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution which is a merger of the Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.

The Wet Bandits

Dental plan

Dental plan

*Battery not included.

Wisecracking robots who drink alcohol.

Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.

If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.

Was this him?

I see no flaw in that logic.

What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.

Just say no

I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.

I got them all right, including the number of Representatives, which is something that Jill Stein (who is actually running for president) didn’t know.

Don’t give Trump any ideas.

Did you break both of your arms?