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Looks up
Everything!
Puts on foil hat
Looks up
Everything!
Puts on foil hat
Oh gosh, I’m not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?
You’re better off just watching the video linked by @[email protected]
That full body workout took me days to read the last time. I felt like I was watching an epic soap opera and was trying to track all the characters until I realized that they all just needed to hug and communicate better
“I know you didn’t like when I tried to sell your baby to score some meth, but if you just give me some crack, I’m sure I can think up a solution that’ll make everyone happy.”
Wow, that’s a great fucking read!
If they were using a polarizing filter on their lens, then the two targets would appear to have uniform brightness. What you’re seeing isn’t one target brighter than the other, it’s a glare from the sun reflecting off the paper. Look at the far right of the right target and you’ll see a similar brightness value.
Learn more about polarization in photography with some similar examples.
“If we were over there, we wouldn’t be here.”
Proceeds to reenact Grover’s near/far sketch
You can shoot a cat 1 to death with a handgun
I guess I’m the problem for locking in a good interest rate when they were low and not wanting to fuck myself over by moving.
Funny, I locked in a bad interest rate when they were high. I’d refinance, but I can only find “worse interest rates that are higher.”
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
Step 6.5: Sacrifice the wrong kind of bird and now your dead ex will only dance their way to the buried treasure if you play the right kind of music
You dumb son of a bitch! That “problem” you fixed has been our job security for the past 30 years! We could have had voters arguing over that platform for another seven terms if you had left well enough alone! Now what are we supposed to use for fundraising? Ideas???
Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch
What a sad fucking nightmare for everyone involved.
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike
Typical sndmn woke platitudes, offending me by minding their own business