Tiefling IRL

Flaming nipple tassels

You read that right 😂

I’m a fire and sideshow performer weirdly enough, we’re a dying breed. I mostly do shows at bars and host my own, but every now and then I get a nicer gig that pays a bit more, like at a faire.

Robert Durst killed at least 3 people and completely avoided justice because he was rich, at least until he outed himself on camera. There’s a documentary on Hulu called The Jinx

My Etsy shop hit a very niche market and was pulling around $3k a year. I didn’t put any effort into advertising, it kinda did that on its own

I’m also a performer which is a great side hustle for my creative fulfillment, but pays nearly nothing

I learned it involves a lot of homoerotic hugging as well

I’ll give you $5 to take a shot of it

I’ve been calling it Xitter, the X is pronounced sh

Live in NYC. Wait time is closer to 2-3 hours. Unless someone has a gun, NYPD doesn’t care

I would gladly welcome Canadian troops down here

Well, if nothing else it’s efficient 😬

I used to be able to get Blackberry Merlot gelato years ago. I haven’t had it in years, but miss it dearly

Canada has its own conservativism problems. That said, the blue states are by definition the ones who majority voted against this

In picturing a House of the Scorpion scenario

You can forget about legal weed for the next 50 years :/

Please don’t go to Salem MA in October. It is a gorgeous small city and my favorite place to be, but during October it becomes so insanely overcrowded that it poses a huge problem for the locals.

Go during summer instead, it’s a little cooler than most of the US

Florida is canceled. Hawaii.

And eggs might be 5 cents cheaper

I’m friends with his sister, I can only imagine how absolutely devastated their family is 😭

There’s fear in documented communities about this. Hell, I’m afraid myself and I’ve been a citizen since George Bush Jr

BuT gAZa

I hope anyone who sat out the election in protest is happy now that Trump is giving Israel a blank check