Doesn’t this guy know we’re still trying to save money, ink, and space on our printing presses?

After allegedly committing a bunch of consensual rapes for sure maybe, the Republicans have started their forcible-like transition of what some may call power.

We will continue to try to find out why no one took this seriously when we allegedly wrote about it for the last eight years. It could be argued that maybe we are the most to blame for our limp-dick reporting and our willingness to turn a blind eye for profit, but we have yet to substantiate any such claim-like accusatory-esque statements such as these.

They’re trying to steal money and power on such a scale that it’s going to be worthless by the time its done.

They must have some kind of incentive and assurance that they will still be rich in Rubles by the end of it.

A name change to piss babies would be more fitting

Are you suggesting these dogs forgo 20+ pets with a minimum of 4 scratches right now?

Get the fuck out of here

And this is all based on the dude who isn’t elected that has so far turned everything to shit that he’s touched?

Preferably one run by kangaroos, I hear they don’t fuck around

All it really takes is not being a shitheel. That’s what is most ethical and in their case most profitable, they literally cannot do it.

Lol

I’m not understanding your reply, do you mind rephrasing?

So thats why Trump couldn’t move that hurricane with the sharpie. You have to use lasers. Why didn’t I think of that?

What is really tricky is that most people that seek top level leadership roles align with fascism.

You get a free database, and you get free database, and you get a free database! EVERYBODY GETS A FREE DATABASE

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It just gets better and better y’all.

https://www.theregister.com/2025/01/30/deepseek_database_left_open/

Lmfao where the fuck you gonna cut the education budget? It’s already been gutted.

There’s gotta be breaking point and people have to believe their eyes at some point, right?

It’ll be different this time though, them leopards would never eat their faces

Every dictator I’ve ever heard of started capping his own dudes out of paranoia

Some guy is tim walz

Does anyone fucking know history? Like at all? How do these motherfuckers not know that it’s going to end badly whether they kiss his ass or not?