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I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.
Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: https://wreckedcarzz.com
I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.
Company: “we made a new product that is better than our old product!”
Tech reviewers: collective gasp “unheard of! unprecedented! truly a first for the industry.”
Mad flex fam fr fr
there is just one
Well it’s cloudflare, not cloudsflare. Maybe overcasthosting, or sunblockservers…
-$4 and include an unopened, chilled 20oz cherry pepsi. You deliver. Take it or leave it.
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
An absolute piece of shit. And that’s very insulting to shit.
I’ll get the camcorder
What if they want to be warm, though?
I used to dabble in programming as a hobby, but now I’m a disabled home-bound sysadmin and homelab enthusiast.
Oh, and a flaming gay fur.
As a disabled gay satanist fur:
hobbles into the church, silence falling upon even the furthest witness, as suddenly the entire place goes up in flames “You dare question my vast knowledge, mere mortals?!”
Everyone: screaming in terror
“My work here is done. Do not question me again.” 😎 hobbles out after dropping a map of only the continental US
Legal bs which put the burden of verifying age on the website (afaik) and ph was like “nope, that’s a massive trap I’m not touching”
I let my ex in one of those states share my VPN for this purpose. It’s absolute bullshit and the bastards who passed it into law know it.
“has a link”
doesn’t link to it for others to bypass the awful website
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I saw the map from my elementary schools classes. We all know that all other countries aren’t real and people who claim to be from one are merely delusional.
cheapest is $670
Holy shit nope.jpg
I have the same plan, but use it for places that insist on getting your phone number, that don’t need my phone number. So they get my second number that gets used a few times a year.
Tello is my second line provider, they are quite good. I’m worried that tmo will squeeze them out, or end their agreement or something. Tmo is already doing shenanigans to lycra mobile, afaik, and they ate up metropcs, mint, and ultra.
I trust tello. I don’t trust tmo.
USM repurposed an old subscription email system for their 2FA, and if you had opted-out of the advertising before, well you don’t get 2FA codes then. I spent a few days figuring this out with support. They removed 2FA from my account and explained the situation. A year later, I re-enabled 2FA, because SURELY they’d have fixed it by now, right? This was ~3 and 2 years ago, respectively.
I’m still locked out of the account because they never fixed it. If that’s how they handle their systems, I want no fucking part of it. Can’t pay me enough to put a number I care about under their control.
Nah nah fuck that noise. ‘Jack of all trades but ace of none’ or however the saying goes, is a shitty way to go about things. I don’t have the biggest dick but I know my way around around the block, and I know I’m good at it. More specialized > the catch-all bitches.
Let the fucks with their special engine requirements eat shit. Standardize or write a fucking proper program (miss me with that “app” bullshit) or fuck right off. “everyone is special… exactly like you” now fuck off web dev. Your shit doesn’t get a permit.
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I may have some… disputes with the way the web is done nowadays.