I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it’s basically whizzing past us
About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.
Pour it on yourself and you’ll never have to work another day in your life
Happy Threshold Day!
Glory to you… ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD…
“ingenuity is kill”
“no”
And I will see my dream come alive at last
If it’s hard Rs you want, just put on any episode where O’Brien is mad at the Cardassians
Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond
At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games
Except in Nebraska!
Help I’m trapped in a guitar