I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.
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Food-doesnt-make-me-overweight-or-mess-up-my-health man.
So I can eat whatever I want and it’s perfectly healthy for me whatever it is. I’d eat ao much ice cream it wouldn’t be funny.
That’s a S tier super power.
I just wanna be No-health-problem man
I’d love to be no-longer-forced-to-rent man.
Imagine it being a monkey’s paw and.
Now you’re homeless instead unable to find roof over your head. You can’t even rent that spot in the alley where the cardboard boxes don’t get as wet as the others.
I want the “Flying Insects Cannot Touch Me” power.
What’s the opposite of procrastination?
Eagerness girl? That… sounds wrong somehow.All hail Productiva, Slayer of Tasks!
Fuck yes. I want that one!
I actually seem to have this one: Appropriately sized container man. I can find the best sized container when we have leftovers from cooking. Extra pasta sauce? This container fits it all in perfectly.
IDK man, that’s toeing the line of an A-tier power.
My wife has a version of this; it’s perfect liquid measurement estimation woman. She never has to use measuring cups for liquids. I’ve actually bothered to test this power, and it’s uncanny.
All I got was hysterical kitchen blindness man. I can’t see things I’m looking for in the fridge or pantry, even when they’re right in front of me.
Sorry man, yours isn’t even a power. It comes default with the Y chromosome. I can be staring directly at something I’m looking for and not register that it’s right there.
Me: Owns a variety of sizes of containers
Also me: Only uses 2 of the sizes, and never has a clean one when I need it
The power to always pack exactly the right things that I will need when I go somewhere.
Hmmm… I guess never having my shoes come untied. That seems B-tier enough lol
Slides on my double knotted, bow tied shoes for the 6th month in a row where I haven’t tied my shoes.
Seriously though, I hate it when someone finally indies my shoes and they feel all funky.
I would be Sleep-on-command man
That’s me. The secret is to give up caffeine entirely and stick to a sleep schedule even on weekends.
I did the opposite. I just work so much that I’m exhausted all the time.
If you’re in a state of perma-exhaustion, sleep is easy
I have that one and it gets annoying some times.
It’s “on command”. Stop commanding yourself to sleep. 😁
Missed that detail. I’m just the sleep-anywhere-anytime-as-long-as-I-am-not-moving, then.
Anti usb superposition aura. Dear god that would be heaven.
Usb-c man as arrived.
I’d be perfect departure time man. Able to determine exactly when to leave in order to arrive at your destination on time, regardless of traffic, weather, or other conditions encountered along the way.
So you want to be German?
You’re not from Germany are you? Our train system is horribly bad after it was left to rot for decades (no bigger investment into renewing or expanding stuff)
To be fair, I should probably have said Swedish as we are right on time and all German people I gave worked with were always unnecessarily 10-15 minutes early…
I’ll take always being able to understand what people are saying, even if the voice is muffled or on a low quality recording or whatever. In conversations, I’d never have to ask people to repeat themselves.
(It doesn’t mean I could understand any language or code, just that I can correctly make out the words.)
I already have. Things break 10 times faster when I touch them.
Never get bitten by mosquitoes man.
Mosquitos used to find me attractive, but as I aged they didn’t come by no more.
Well… ok, but it doesn’t work for horse flies or black flies.
Elevator is always waiting at the floor Im on. Man.
I alread have my super power and love it: high definition vision in low light conditions.
Bright lights hurt my eyes and I only get my supervision in b&w but it is really useful.
Would you classify that as darkvision or infravision? So you have pointy ears?
No pointy ears.
