• Bob@feddit.nl
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    1 year ago

    “Crust from your wound”? You couldn’t word it a bit more disgustingly?

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      I’d actually forgotten about this until I saw the post, when I was about 12 or 13 I was on the bus home from the beach and about halfway a a few skaters got on with their girlfriends and I apparently was in a seat they wanted, they sat all around me and just started talking shit, I wasn’t really bother and was giving it back to them, one of the fucker was picking at his crusty knee and managed to pull of a massive scab and he threw it at me like a firsbee and the fucking thing hit and stuck right to my cheek. I flicked it off and stupidly thought I’d get a fair fight so rushed the kid and they all jumped me, bus driver just kept on his route without a care in the world… one of the girlfriends finally got them all off me and we continued a very awkward bus ride

      • Schnitzel Bub@lemmy.mlOP
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        1 year ago

        Wow what a story. That sounds pretty bad tbh. I’m sorry you had to experience that.

        Is… Is this the actual backstory of… Are you Crusty the Clown by any chance?

    • Schnitzel Bub@lemmy.mlOP
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      1 year ago

      Solidified, dead blood. Is it still part of you, or is it just stuck in you like a cork? Quick, rip it off to get rid of this existentialist grey area by throwing it out the window.

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    1 year ago

    Well if they didn’t make it so itchy, maybe I wouldn’t have scratched it off. /s

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      1 year ago

      To be fair when it becomes itchy that’s your body getting you to scratch them off.

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        For me it’s often about 90% done by the time it itches, so it ends up an issue. Not as big of one, sure, but still a little bleeding.

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    1 year ago

    I had to read this meme 10 tines because my mind kept going to pizza and I was thinking do blood platelets like pizza crust.

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      1 year ago

      Sheen: “Excuse me teacher, the scab I was picking flung off in your direction, can you please give it back?”

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    1 year ago

    It’s actually a good thing to remove them, your body needs you to. The crust prevents the skin from properly reparing. No wonder why we all do this instinctively

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    1 year ago

    I have fast healing so by the time I even notice the scab and pick it off, the skin underneath has already been replaced.