• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Here’s how you fix this. We’re going to dig up the streets and replace the sewers. The new sewers will be all steel. There’s going to be flame throwers, and spiders inside.

    Then, whenever one of these fatbergs exists, we’ll just blast the flame throwers, and it’ll burn it to nothing.

    Problem solved.

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Along with all of the oxygen, with the sewer gasses probably exploding and sending other manhole covers sky high.

      Also sewers are made of concrete, you can already play with fire in them.