• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    As an official Red Sea Pedestrian, I give you the right to call Mark Zuckerberg a lizard person.

    I assume this is how he eats.

    • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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      15 days ago

      the optics are too weird with me being culturally but not religiously jewish, even with this license. i think we simply must come up with a new conspiracy theory, like all billionaires are an immortal alien race that change their identities every 80 years to hide the fact that they’re actually extradimensional beings whose relationship to us is similar to our relationship with gibbons

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        15 days ago

        I’m culturally and not religiously Jewish too. I think it’s okay. Think of it as reclaiming some bigotry!

        Maybe we can convince them that Mark Zuckerberg uses the blood of Christian babies to make the Meta Quest?

      • ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net
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        15 days ago

        I mean, there’s the elites from John Carpenter’s They Live, who

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        Are actually aliens who have infiltrated the top echelons of society, and keep the poor downtrodden to keep them under control.

        And they look gross as fuck.

        So perfect analog to use for 'ol Zuck!