I have not seen this guy for 20 years. He comes up to me and he buys whole life, term, uniflex, fire, theft, auto, dental, health, with the optional death and dismemberment plan, water damage …

Dang, all those poor people having eat anything he cooks.

He seems the type to ask trump for a job

Not in the slightest pretending it’s a “she was asking for it”, more I guess I’m pessimistic and expect the worst out of people. Have to admit things feel less hopeful lately, admire your enthusiasm for beating the shit out of them though <3

I’m holding for Thanos’ snap wiping out several specific people

I imagine him and other billionaires in a group chat with him word vomiting every time he has an idea of how to further fuck the USA.

My only holdup is that I fear this would result in increased sexual assaults. I think the messaging is great, but fear for the collateral.

I don’t think they’ll have as much success

Is “blame Biden” the next “thanks Obama”?

Could you elaborate, I’m very curious

Idk, this is OP’s mom we’re talking about here…

So which party are they paying the most? I’m assuming it’s only certain states

We can dream, now that he’s tied his name to Trump it’s not as unlikely as previously.

Depends if you draw his attention, I can’t imagine him not hitting you with a lawsuit

Right, I thought they were already selling his crap? Been hearing this lunacy about weather control, figures he’d be involved.

So he’s not seen as the one to directly profit from it, but can still make a quick buck on the licensing and play dumb when the watches are worthless crap

Or a day out of school, but hey if it in any way lessens the frequency of school shootings that’s a win

Right, that seems really low

After all

I like to imagine you piggyback on their wifi just to pirate movies every weekend now, for old times sake.