blight of immigrants

Can’t tell if typo or . . .

I don’t know when the goal post got moved

January 22nd 2017. When Kellyanne Conway used the term “alternative facts”

My bet is a poultry farm in Iowa.

I shared your opinion but the clumsiest friend I know has a current model z flip, and the only issue he’s had is with the included screen protector. Dropped it dozens if not hundreds of times.

I’m actually considering a folding phone for my next upgrade in a year or two, but I’ll probably wait until more of the trifold phones come out at a lower price

Make the green a little bluer.

When I changed out the spicy pillow in my tablet I scraped the silver colored coating off the back glass so you can see the inner guts.

Lol, not a fan of either but at least you get some fiber when the paper sticks to the candies

What the fuck does kernel level cheat detection do when you can just have a robot arm move the mouse based on what a camera sees when it’s pointed at the screen.

https://youtu.be/LkmIItTrQP4?si=88cmGiQgxZH-D9vs

No, no, no silly. The iPad could never support full Mac OS. ^becausethat^wouldcannibalize^otherproducts

In the US dots can also refer to candy buttons as well as the gross gumdrops

Did you mean to imply fellatio?

Stolen valor and unsafe handling of weapons all in one incident?

See I suspect he had the heart attack while falling off the cliff.

How do I know? Because it’s not possible to be any worse than Joe fucking Biden.

We both know Trump would find a way to limbo under that extraordinarily low bar

Huh, that’s the first time I’ve seen a thorn character on Lemmy

Plus the bills are paid up front. No collections department, or write-offs. Plus you get to earn interest if the customer pre pays multiple months or a year in advance.

They never said the ongoing trend wasn’t logarithmic. By 2030 you’ll be updating certs 6-8 times a day! Please drink verification can.

There’s a scene from the movie Scotland, PA involving a fryer. That’s how I imagined this ending after i first read the news.

And they spelled it: Geoluread

Don’t litter, pick up your trash people.